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Valerie
05 August 2022 @ 07:27 am
FRIENDS ONLY.

My fanfiction is the only thing that's public, but I no longer write new pieces.
 
 
Valerie
Title: Sir Cadogan and the Crimson Queen
Pairing: Sir Cadogan/Fat Lady
Rating: G
Word Count: 1019
Summary: Who has the right to Gryffindor Tower? Sir Cadogan challenges the Fat Lady.
Author’s Notes: This was inspired, in a way, by Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. I don’t think I’ve written a proper Sir Cadogan/Fat Lady tale before... goodness knows why, as I love them so. xD

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Valerie
14 March 2010 @ 01:40 am
Title: Discreetly Indiscreet
Pairing: Tom/Hagrid
Word Count: 415
Rating: PG
Summary: Yet for all his staring and waiting, he is not at all well-practiced in the art of patience.
Author’s Notes: Written for rarepair_shorts's Winter 2009-2010 Fic Exchange. Originally posted here. I honestly don't know how no one realized this was mine. I mean, CRACK.
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Valerie
14 March 2010 @ 01:31 am
Title: Mutual Curiosity
Pairing: Tom/Luna
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436
Summary: An unnerving cry – not quite high enough to be piercing – reaches her ears, and a half-mile later she discovers a bird of dark plumage pecking at the carcass of a doe.
Author’s Notes: Ambiguous dark!fic is ambiguous. Also, a different take on the Death Eaters. I thought I would never ever ever ever even attempt to write Luna, but things change, I guess. Written for rarepair_shorts's Winter 2009-2010 Fic Exchange. Originally posted here.
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Valerie
Title: The Magical Amount
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter
Rating: PG-13 (barely)
Word Count: 2033
Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition was to launch his own line of hair-care products. Rita’s not-so-secret ambition was to be a big-time correspondent.
Author's Notes: When I first saw this hilarious anti-smoking ad, the phrase kept ringing in my head and I knew that there was no way that Gilderoy Lockhart couldn’t have a part in it. xD It really was a miracle I managed to get this done at all - a million thanks to kennahijja for kicking my butt all the way to the very last minute. Written for ownficfest - originally posted here.

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