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You Cannot Pass.
Title: The Magical Amount
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter
Rating: PG-13 (barely)
Word Count: 2033
Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition was to launch his own line of hair-care products. Rita’s not-so-secret ambition was to be a big-time correspondent.
Author's Notes: When I first saw this hilarious anti-smoking ad, the phrase kept ringing in my head and I knew that there was no way that Gilderoy Lockhart couldn’t have a part in it. xD It really was a miracle I managed to get this done at all - a million thanks to [info]kennahijja for kicking my butt all the way to the very last minute. Written for [info]ownficfest - originally posted here.

The Magical Amount )
22nd-Oct-2009 04:50 pm - FIC: Unspoken (Helga/Salazar)
Huzzah!
Title: Unspoken
Pairing: Helga/Salazar
Rating: G/PG
Word Count: 1147
Summary: She considered the horrible possibility that he had not grasped the significance of her stolen glances, and it made her want to vomit.
Author’s Notes: Infinitely many thanks to [info]peskywhistpaw for her patience and cheerleading. Like, seriously, dude. You. Rock. This was written for [info]zephre for Round Two of [info]founders_gifts. Also my first (real) attempt at writing Founders-era fic. Alsoalso, first fic I've written in a very, very, very long time. I can't believe I've been inactive for this long.

Unspoken )
14th-Oct-2009 05:41 pm - FIC: A Night of Wonder (Bill/Fleur)
Oh Noes!
Title: A Night of Wonder
Pairing: Bill/Fleur
Rating: PG/PG-13
Word Count: 1887
Summary: It’s Bill and Fleur’s first day at Shell Cottage, but it’s too quiet.
Author’s Notes: This was originally written for [info]weasley_fest which actually ended ages ago and I just never got around to posting this on my journal. I will admit I'm glad this ended up going to the community and not to a particular person, because I... am really not fond of this. At all. :\ The only reason I'm actually posting this now is for the sake of archiving it. Feel free to drive on by.

A Night of Wonder )
27th-Jul-2009 03:45 pm - Two Doodles
New York
It occurred to me as I was updating some of my lists at chunkspelunking that I haven't posted the doodles I drew for [info]hp_wishes Doodle-a-thon. So, here they are. :D

Title: Draco Malfoy: Ferret Extraordinaire
Chararacter: Draco Malfoy
Rating: G
Medium: Pen and paper
Ferret Extraordinaire )


Title: Show-Off
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: G
Medium: Pen and paper
Show-Off )
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